What an Injustice! I'm too famous to obey the law!

Paris Hilton, the blond airhead heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune is apparently too famous to obey the law.

First she gets busted for DUI and Reckless operation of a motor vehicle last September. Her license was suspended. Then in February of this year, she was caught driving on the suspended license. The judge gave her 4 days in jail to being in earl June. Her story: She claimed her publicist told her it was okay to drive on a suspended license if it was "work related" What work does this airhead do? Appearing in public with the rat dog in her purse? Performing oral sex on the Internet?

Now she is appealing to California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her. Here are some excerpts from her petition on her Myspace.com page:

"My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn it," the spellcheck-challenged Hilton wrote on her MySpace blog. "i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

Supporters wrote:

"Please allow her to return to her career and life," the petition reads. "Everyone makes mistakes. She didn't hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson...She is distraught and understandably afraid."

And:

"If the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon' after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well, and we hope and expect The Governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton."

Frankly,
if Arnold grants this broad a pardon, I will lose all respect for him. We may not live in California but Sue and I know several people who do. We may get our friends to start a recall petition against the Governator if he does grant the pardon.